| Anorexic girl on cell: ...No money, so I stopped dating him.
Hobo: Whore.
Anorexic girl, to hobo: Excuse me?
Hobo: Nice thighs -- have another donut. |
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| http://www.collegehumor.com/bully/vote:15
Vote UIC and tell everyone you know to do the same! Victory hangs in the balance! |
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| Am I allowed to quote myself if I've said something that seem academic and quotable?
"The whole POINT of America is that dissent is allowed, ENCOURAGED even. The people who love the country the most are the ones screaming the loudest for it to straighten up and fly right, not the people dully supporting every word some gibbering simp in the Oval Office utters (be he liberal or conservative). The mindless mantra of "If you don't like it, why don't you leave?" is at best boneheaded and at worst a condemnation of the very principles that define the true nation." |
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